Top Chef: THE FINAL FOUR

Of course, Sarah took the spot in the final round.  She admits she never won a quickfire and this was the one to win!  Fuck off.  Way to earn it.

And Paul Qui!!!!   Totally the champion.  I actually shed a tear when he bawled at the sight of his mentor.  On Watch What Happens Live, they showed a still of his face at peak cry-your-eyes-out and it was amazing and I had to rewind and pause it to really soak it in.  You win the car, you earn a spot, you are the fucking man.  

http://blog.chron.com/tubular/2012/02/top-chef-texas-makes-everybody-cry/

Beverly, while you drive me nuts with your "Please pray for me, Jesus" face and alligator tears, you did it, girlfriend.  Suck a nut, Sarah and Heather.  If you win, my mom will text me something, "Jennifer, did u know a Korean American wuz on Top Chef! On the Korean papers! <:" in your honor.

Get it done.