Top Chef: THE FINAL FOUR

Of course, Sarah took the spot in the final round.  She admits she never won a quickfire and this was the one to win!  Fuck off.  Way to earn it.

And Paul Qui!!!!   Totally the champion.  I actually shed a tear when he bawled at the sight of his mentor.  On Watch What Happens Live, they showed a still of his face at peak cry-your-eyes-out and it was amazing and I had to rewind and pause it to really soak it in.  You win the car, you earn a spot, you are the fucking man.  

http://blog.chron.com/tubular/2012/02/top-chef-texas-makes-everybody-cry/

Beverly, while you drive me nuts with your "Please pray for me, Jesus" face and alligator tears, you did it, girlfriend.  Suck a nut, Sarah and Heather.  If you win, my mom will text me something, "Jennifer, did u know a Korean American wuz on Top Chef! On the Korean papers! <:" in your honor.

Get it done.

Top Chef, Part Paul

WHY DOES PAUL CRY IN THE NEXT EPISODE?

DOES HE FAIL TO COMPLETE THE QUICKFIRE?

WHAT HAPPENS?

Is it just an obligatory part of this season - crying on camera?  Because I'm hoping it's just that and nothing else.

I'm on the edge of my fucking seat.

aw look at his little hipster hair