So I am riding the Amtrak back home from a work event, riding next to a stranger, and I tried to take a picture of what she picked up from the food cart with my iPhone and the flash almost went off. And by almost, I mean it went off and then I just fumbled with my phone enough to make it look like a freak accident.
FAIL.
p.s. She was eating a DiGiorno For One pizza with pepperoni and a Diet Pepsi.