Yum.

An impractical, but delicious looking coin purse shaped like a motherfuckin' croissant.

BON APPETIT, Y'ALL.

Foodie Accessories

Someone next to me on the PATH or subway had, what looked like, a Swatch watch with a band that had holes cut out of it, like fucking Swiss cheese.  One word: AWESOME (despite my love/hate relationship with the funky mold).

IT COMES IN A CHEESE WEDGE!  YES!