Food blogs.

I guess we're all supposed to be happy and excited that our fellow internet lovers blog about their food, post recipes, and upload terrible pictures with even more terrible lighting or the most terrible spread of food.  Not me.

I hate when I stumble upon a food blog, of any skill level, and find someone using a Magic Bullet.  No.

Just.  No.

I tried to find an appropriate "The Magic Bullet Sucks" photo to accompany this post, and google image search pulled this up:

I thought, wow! this does not pertain to the bullet but looks like a photo I'd take, except I'd never use a rubber spatula by some brand called "The Pampered chef" and I realized this was some mixture for HOME MADE DETERGENT, not cheese or noodles or anything food related.  Fucking gross.