Diet, Dentist, DISASTER

I have weak teeth, and a lot of other geriatric problems that are not typical of someone in their late 20's.  My dentist informed me this morning that the crack in my molar is so severe that I need oral surgery, which may involve getting the tooth pulled.  That doesn't bother me so much as what he said after that.

"You should stick to a soft foods/liquid diet until we can get you in for the consultation... you know, like mashed potatoes, smoothies and soups.  No pizza, bread, anything with a hard crust."

If I had to eat mashed potatoes and smoothies every fucking day until the 24th (THE SOONEST THEY COULD SCHEDULE ME FOR A CONSULTATION WITH A SURGEON THAT CHARGES $250 FOR JUST A VISIT!), I will die.  And so will this blog.